Rhetorics of a cribster: Parcel's list of things to do before 30

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Parcel's list of things to do before 30

(FYI ... my dorm name at IIM A is parcel)
Feel free to make suggestions thro' email/ IM / comments

Sing in a Karaoke bar
Dance before a crowd like noone's watching
Make a really naughty prank call
Crowd surfing at a concert
Sky-dive
Bungee jump
Be in a near-death situation
Confess a crush
Go on a blind date
Go biking in Goa
Make a large anonymous donation
Be a rebel for something good...

Awaiting many many more additions

4 comments:

No_Questions_Asked said...: "Confess a crush" ?!? before 30? may be before 3... You leave a lot to be desired mate :) btw ... anyway do something so that i can post on ur blog.; September 12, 2008 at 3:28 AM
Vitruvian said...: Use the comments... can't risk having your naughty "jokes" on a public blog ...; September 12, 2008 at 5:52 AM
Mohit said...: 10...10....10!!!!!; September 15, 2008 at 9:29 AM
Vitruvian said...: Anytime ... isn't biking in deutschland workin out for ya ?; September 15, 2008 at 9:37 AM

Rhetorics

Cliches became cliches because they worked... here are some that stayed with me:

"An honest voice is louder than a crowd's..."

Prof. D. K. Sharma - IIT Bombay

"If you decide to die poor, you can do a many great things in life..."

April to Frank (From the movie "Revolutionary road")

"No one forgets the truth; they just get better at lying"

IIM A Prof to a guy skimming through his textbook in class:

"You are like the idiot who watches a blue film on his wedding night !"

Grey's Anatomy

"Why do you keep hitting yourself with a hammer? .... Cos it feels so good when you stop !"

Random orkut profile

"The true worth of a person is determined by the way he/she treats those who can do him absolutely no good"

Online tug-of-war (one guy to another, loved the phrase)

"Spare me the horror ..."

A senior's status message

"To jump without a net is the scariest thing imaginable and it's the essence of courage. To weave a net first the essence of intelligence. The Definition of Insanity is to jump believing you can weave the net midair."

African Saying (From "The Interpreter")

"Vengeance is the lazy form of grief..."

Bella in Twilight

"I've never given much thought to the way I'd die, but dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go!"

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Parcel's list of things to do before 30

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